Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Props to Paula

Dear Paula Abdul,

Your newest song sucks.




Your reality show Hey Paula sucked.



I don't believe that you have never been drunk or abused prescription drugs.

What I am saying is girl, you have made some bad decisions. But I am really proud of you today for finally standing up for what you believe in. It has been announced that you are not returning to American Idol. Your host, Ryan Seacrest (who I have a weird celebrity crush on and do believe is worth every penny) just signed a contract for a whopping $45 million for hosting the next three seasons. Simon Cowell who ridicules you you on a regular basis makes an insulting amount of money. And you my dear Paula only made somewhere between $5 and $8 million a season according to the same article.

While the amount you made per season is more than I will make in a lifetime, it is not on the same scale as your male counterparts. I am not sure if people thought that your comments were worth less, or that you would just accept what they offered, but you showed them. You encouraged many young people and while your comments were sometimes hard to decipher, you said them with a pure heart which is rare in Hollywood and you will be missed. Take care Paula and please use your talents in choreography and encouraging young people and don't focus on your music career. The 80's are over.

Love Always,

Typicalquirk

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